Tuesday, October 27, 2009

How to end up in a German prison

I have been taken a missions class on; how to handle them, how to communicated, how to build relationships with those around you. I do live in a Westernize culture, but it is still different from my roots in some ways. There are similarities, but something’s will make you scratch your head as an “auslander”. I have decided to share the things that would put you on a most wanted list in Germany.
1. Start your car to warm it up for a while, without you in it. Let those fumes fill the air, and let the inside get really toasty. Then after 10 minutes go get in it and ride away.
2. Turn your heat on all day and night during the winter
3. Over light your house. Have more than a couple of lamps on at the same time.
4. Do not separate your trash accordingly…throw plastic in with the compost (that might get you put in prison)
5. Take a really hot shower
6. Tell them that global warming is a myth
7. In the Cashier line take your time, pay the cashier, and then load groceries slowly in the bags you brought.
8. Try to substitute your choice of a side on the menu for the one that is already given by the restaurant

1 comment:

  1. hahaha...=)

    when you leave germany you will be a real environment-protector...

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